'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now
There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.
Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much
I don’t want people to be filmed on phones and I don’t want to be self aware and I don’t want irony and I don’t want infographics and I don’t want references or call backs or reboots or sequels or franchises or crossovers or multiverses
I want cream cheese bagel
What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids
I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake
Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time
There are two types of people on tumblr tonight
Those who have seen Sherlock:

And those who haven’t:

hi everyone hot new trend you should absolutely google what your url was in highschool to inflict maximum damage to your psyche and also reputation



















