I’m Just a Writer. I Write Things Down.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
futureshieldmaiden
yeahdragon

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

yeahdragon

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There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

just7frogsinapeoplesuit

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

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And also when he gets up to other mischief

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However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

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isa-ah
kitsnicket

What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

kitsnicket

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If the aim was to convince incredibly gullible children that they were real it worked on me

kitsnicket

I distinctly remember watching these and being like why is no one talking about this this is INSANE and then my mom had to explain that it’s fake

kitsnicket

Sorry for believing animal planet. The channel that tells me facts about animals 99.9% of the time